Everything should be a bit more ellieriffic, then the world will be a better place -yours truly
“love is geometry” - daniela
“you pretend your gay, while i pretend im straight…” -simon
“im not lazy, i’m just conserving energy” - margery
“i prefer lesbian” - david
“fagxor!”- sam
“all guys are jerks because they have a penis” - daniela
“you know what they say about guys with big feet… they have big socks!.” - sarah
“8-10 = hott
5-7= cute
less than 4 = uh oh” - daniela on rating guys xD
“yeah but then it would get locked into sexy mode
and wont flop around and go fob mode anymore” - rakin
“nd ellie goes “hollerr hollerr” - susan
“like the berlin wall” -ryan two
“hahaha. whenever i think of mr. duckie venturing across the lands in search of his mrs. duckie, i imagine mr. duckie all daniel boone-like.. like with the racoon hat nd all xD LOLL” - betty
“i wanna be a mermaid”- tony
“at least i’m not a girl!” - sarah h. referring to simon..LOLS
i thinks its soo ellierific- simi
daniela: i wouldn’t want them workin outside butt naked
daniela: what if there are thorns!
daniela: they would hurt their tushies!
simi: maybe i subsconsciously dislike you more than i consciously know…
simi: well do remember he is a testerone-containing being- which almost guarantees that he is an ass
fayad: smoke the harmless spices alvina….it’ll make u look kool
khurram:
eLLie: only?
khurram: well, the academy of desi husbands has become stricter with their scoring
betty: sexy guys & sexy butts
betty: thats my kind of summer ;D
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sarah: jus a really really really ROUND butt!
sarah: it was so nice to draw so ROUND
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daniela: u ass is like a fart in a mitten + homer simpson eating a donut
susan: how can u not want me
susan: im short yellow and preppy
eLLie: haha rejection =p
susan: bitch
daniela: lolz ganster bengali guys
daniela: sometimes that can be hottt tho
daniela: other times it’s EXTREMELY gay
daniela: i love the bonds we have alvina
betty: i’m still at that point where i’m still fascinated that the guys in our school have facial hair -_-”
susan:
betty:im sure he meant stupid in the most loving, endearing way =D
betty: ELLIE’S A MANEATER hehe<3
eLLie: but i cant eat HIM
betty: LOL..well.. emotionally/mentally
goretti: i wish you’d undergo mitosis cuz then i’d have more of you to love
Khurram: you can get lung cancer from smelling Riad’s clothes.
daniela: ugh i hate men
daniela: damn their cuteness
simi: ms vanidosa is back and better than ever
betty: i heart a gay man x_x
andre: you are the greatest dance partner ever!
Betty: you have a mustache? o.O
fa’iz: u girls are too weird combined
fa’iz: alone u guys are semi normal
fa’iz: together its like wow
Fa’iz: now try to motivate me to get started
Justin : give up
“ill be
“i’m not mean. never mean. just insensitive.” -Justin
“where is my boyfriend?” - Fa’iz
eLLie: what does branded mean to you?
justin: having a burning hot brand put into you. Like a cow. Mooooooooooo
Fa’iz: oh ok cool then
Vina: word
Fa’iz: letter!
Vina: number*
Vina: sucker
Fa’iz: lol oh yea?
Fa’iz: roman numerals!
Vina: oh yeah
Vina: butts!
eLLie: im so annoyed with layla
eLLie: shes such a man
simi: LOL
simi: i am too
eLLie: but you dont sound like one
simi: LMAO that’s not what i meant
simi: OUCH ELLIE
simi: i meant i feel the same way
justin: im fashionally challenged
zaki: m using that slutty pic for my face book too
zaki: IM A SLUT!
zaki: you can have friend and enemies
zaki: but life isnt complete without an AA
ellie: you have such weirdo mood changes haha
fa’iz: lol
fa’iz: shut up!
fa’iz: i hate u!!!
ellie: LOLLLLLLLLLL
ellie: SEE
fa’iz: lol i was joking schtewpid
ellie: wth… schtewpid?
fa’iz: stupid
fa’iz: stupid!
ellie: youre so weird..
fa’iz: pft
fa’iz: forgechu
fa’iz: oww i was jus playing wit my fone clip and bit my tongue
eLLie: WTH?
fa’iz: lol ye i kno boo
betty: why are you licking your phone clip
fa’iz: rofl
eLLie: LOLLL
fa’iz: i wasnt licking my fone clip
eLLie: HAHAHA
fa’iz: dat jsus osunds dirty
fa’iz: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
eLLie: simi: now he is kissing your ass
fa’iz: lol wth?
fa’iz: im kissing ur ass?
fa’iz: y would i kiss ur ass?
eLLie: because you cant kiss your own ass?
fa’iz: lol psh
fa’iz: well ur ass cant compare to mine
fa’iz: if i cant kiss my own ass
fa’iz: woudl rather kiss nothing
fa’iz: wit all dis sweet talking u gon mess around and get me pregnant lol JK
fa’iz: aww u warm my heart and da rest of w/e is inside my kidneys and liver. lol
fa’iz: ill make u as perverted as i can
fa’iz: my new goal
Which fictional character am i most like?
tammi: tinkerbell because
tammi: u always walk so confidently
tammi: and if
timmy: cinderella =]
timmy: Well first of all
timmy: you are restricted to your house too much
timmy: but when you are able to get out
timmy: yuo make a great impression
timmy: a very nice perosn with mad friends ^^
timmy: a very hard worker.
simi: THE EVIL QUEEN FROM SNOW WHITE
simi: with the mirrors!
simi: i bet you talk to your mirror too
“Are you like…checking me out?”
fa’iz: i am totally checking u out alvina
zaki: fa’iz: i am totally checking u out alvina
zaki: same
khurram: im checkin u out like a good movie from Blockbuster
khurram: 7 day rental baby
ronald: lol.. totally… i’m checking you out like eggs in the express checkout lane.. 
silly silly boys
goretti: haha, guys are so weird. i’m not checking you out.
goretti: i’m taking you out! to mcdonalds<3
simi: lol were you born a user or did you develop into one?
“look, it’s my home depot card. it makes me feel like a man!” - Fa’iz
fa’iz: but balling is not all we wanna do goshhiesss
“i’m okay with any gender”- boris
“i’d tap that”- kristi
eLLie: yeah we are adults now
eLLie: lets act like it haha
simi: i know but im a very insecure adult not ready to handle awkward situations…
david q:
rakin: i wish i was
eLLie: you can do my lab =]
nazmus: better than this
nazmus: email it to me
nazmus: when do u need it by?
nazmus: the earliest i can give it to u is yesterday
simi: guys are just inexpicable creatures
rakin: you hijabi girls are lucky you don’t have to fuss with your hair
rakin: god i sound so gay saying that
faiz: pumped + hyper = humped
faiz: i dont mess with married women.
faiz: i’m a cheesy kind of guy.
Vina: love that intoxicates me
Vina: gives me peace
Vina: makes me feel like im in heaven
Fa’iz: lol so does weed
Vina: rofll
Vina: love is weed
Fa’iz: haha
Vina: dont give me weed
Vina: no thanks!
Fa’iz: we juss made a discover. all those dat smoke weed are juss really looking for love
andre: its actually not hard to act like a girl
andre: its hard to act like a specific girl
fa’iz: see. it isnt. juss gotta remove all common sense and say weird things 
simi: i frown on licking in all shapes and forms
simi: only hot sauce and lollipops are the exceptions
“First of all, there’s nothing like home. Secondly theres nothing like true friends and thirdly, BOYS are DICKS!” - jasneet
andre: our bond is so strong
andre: we dont need petty things like profiles
eLLie: keep tellin yourself that coz as far as im concerned you guys split up like nsync
andre: ooh one of us was gay?
eLLie: are you setting yourself up?
andre: i was hoping to set somone else up
fa’iz: btw
andre: i dun care yo
fa’iz: haha y cuz everyone already know
andre: if im gay
andre: you kno you’re linked to me right?
fa’iz: damn it!
susan: I’m just deformed.
alvina: you are just the butt of all the jokes today.
susan: it’s okay, i made fun of you for four years.
alvina: I hope my sundae comes with a cherry.
susan: YOU GET BAGS AND I WILL SHOOT YOU!
susan: lol
susan: i sound so black
eLLie: and we thought boys were the sole problem of everything
daniela: boys and even our beloved food
daniela: how could food betray us :-/
(to Fa’iz) Betty: you are just hating our estrogen. you wish youhad more so it gives you an excuse to be a sissy ;]
hollerfrom e l z: they are mad creative w/ the titles
hollerfrom e l z: next it will be
hollerfrom e l z: very late late show
simi: then, the latest show…
hollerfrom e l z: but is it really late?
hollerfrom e l z: or is it early?
hollerfrom e l z: coz then te early shows start
hollerfrom e l z: ooph simi: ellie, you would give socrates a run for his money
simi: maybe i will get hit by a truck or something
justina: hopefully…
kristi: i love you
kristi: (no homo)
kristi: eh… a litte
fa’iz: part real
eLLie: no real real
fa’iz: nuh uh dey said part of it was computerized
eLLie: your mom was computerized
RE-MIX of “my girl” by the temptations (by andre and jimmy)
andre: when its cold outside, ive got the month of may
andre: i guess you say
andre: what can make me feel this way
andre: faiz
andre: faizzz
andre: talking about …….faiz
andre: FAIZ!
(while playing game cube) ellie: whos pikachu?
simon: duh, the only one who still believes in him.
kristi: “My life story is in a beaker of sugar and H2SO4″
eLLie: i will always be known as the girl who never found nemo
eLLie: thats my legacy
simi: nuuuu you have to watch it
simi: sigh
simi: you have other legacies to fall back on
simi: the mirror girl
simi: nothing will ever change that!
daniela: i wish there was an alternative besides guys and girls like a guy but not an asshole, like a third gender
Ellie: If someone tries to rape you, rape them first.
Kristi (while dissecting earthworms): lets name the worm something ambiguous… Jody!
Sharmeen (when she didnt want to share headphones): i need the full effect!
Kristi: Chinese boys are no funn
Kristi: no wonder Chinese girls date out of the race
Sharmeen: Somewhere over the rainbow, somewhere high…
Shanur: be good dont do drugs and remember boys are haraam
sharmeen and Kristi’s song: Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those sneakers? Jeepers Creepers, cuz they look so cheapers
susan: what other rumors?
eLLie: did you hear abt me?
susan: i was gunna ask about u but no i havent spoken to anyone cept Justin and he wouldnt say anything even if he knew lol
eLLie: lols and yea, i was just checkin if theres any rumors abt me coz my life is bleh
eLLie: lets make up something!
susan: omg alvaina…
eLLie: whoa.. alvaina
susan: sry..TYPO!
susan: i know how to spell
eLLie: yea yeah, thats the new rumor: alvina disowns susan for not knowing how to spell her name
Thai Restaurant manager: you can laugh, just not all at once
Aliya- my lung can’t take it
Kristi- what happened to the other one?
faiz: taylor swift is nice too though
faiz: id download more of her song
faiz: but im tryna limit how many gay songs i have on my music player
eLLie: im open to new people
random question: If you can marry anyone in the world, who would it be?
ellie: Aladdin…i love him
ellie: my huge is butt xD
faiz: haha its nice to have my own personal hater
faiz: its a special feeling
faiz: to know no matter whats going on in life
faiz: theres always someone hating on you
kristi : Its not like we were going at it like animals in heat
eLLie: GHOST! RUN FAIZ
faiz: lmao i run from nothing! im a man damn it
eLLie: haha BUT you lost your home depot card!
faiz: hahaha pft. i got other cards that say im a man
eLLie: like what
faiz: like my billiards card
eLLie: ooo you play pool? Psh..how come you dont take me? huh huh
faiz: haha cuz id skool u at pool..dont wanna ruin
eLLie: PSH im prooo at pool…i think youre scared ill beat you
faiz: lol its interesing that if u switch prooo aroudn
faiz: u can get pooor..so ud be pooor at pool
faiz: eww that comeback wast nearly as good as i thought it was
faiz: ewww i apologiz
eLLie: LOLLLLL that STUNK
faiz: lol i apologized jeez
eLLie: AIM-WHORING
kristi: I KNOW…I’m a whore AND PROUD OF IT!
eLLie: “this bathroom door is stuck”
kulfi: ellie, i m goin to punch u w/ a rock now
kulfi: so back up
eLLie: how do you know im not gonna hit you with a bat?
nadeem: i got an internal viagra
DO THE SEX!
sanjoy: swine flu? CAW CAW!
sharmin to kulsu: your boobs are looking particularly small today
sharmin: i had a rubber in my mouth
kristi: have we made any butt cracks? lmao..i mean cracks on people’s butts?
madhu: Can you get me my phone from my bag, it’s buzzing
kristi 2: i might bring my little gay friend
ellie : cool
ellie : im bringin my lil gay friend too LOL
kristi 2: but my little gay friend has a boyfriend
ellie : ….mine too! [aka emon]
Dev: dont poke there, my nipples are in the corner
Parul- calm your nipples/ alvina rhymes with vag***a/ go bounce
Alvina knows it is going to be a good day when she wakes up, turns on the tv and first person she sees is Aamir Khan
Kristi- Love is blind, deaf and a little bit stupid- or needy!?
Alla- i feel like its a blessing in disguise because u know who your real friends are
my name is alvina rahman, and i hate beng the short one, just because im not tall doesnt mean i cant ball, people call me vain but they just insane